The eight fallacies of distributed systems come from different engineers at Sun Microsystems.
The first four are from Bill Joy and Tom Lyon (co-founders of Sun). Five, six, and 7 come from L. Peter Deutsch (designer of PostScript). The last is attributed to James Gosling (lead designer of Java).
- The network is reliable
 - Latency is zero
 - Bandwidth is infinite
 - The network is secure
 - Topology doesn't change
 - There is one administrator
 - Transport cost is zero
 - The network is homogenous
 
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- Falsehoods programmers believe about names
 - Falsehoods programmers believe about networks
 - Falsehoods programmers believe about time
 - Falsehoods programmers believe about CSVs
 - Falsehoods programmers believe about addresses
 - Falsehoods programmers believe about search
 - Falsehoods programmers believe about web development